THINGS I WISH MEN WOULD SAY TO ME IN BED
I love you.
So… do you wanna’ play WoW (World of Warcraft) after this?
You’re easily the hottest guy I’ve been with!
To be fair, I lost at Smash Brothers, so you pick: top or bottom?
No worries, I’m not a size queen.
Let’s role-play! I’ll be a rugged elf warrior… what do you wanna’ be?
You ready to go again?
Fuck yeah! Roll for initiative!
I love you.
So… do you wanna’ play WoW (World of Warcraft) after this?
You’re easily the hottest guy I’ve been with!
To be fair, I lost at Smash Brothers, so you pick: top or bottom?
No worries, I’m not a size queen.
Let’s role-play! I’ll be a rugged elf warrior… what do you wanna’ be?
You ready to go again?
Fuck yeah! Roll for initiative!
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