Happy Easter!

"Mrrrrrragggghhhhharrrphhhhhhh!"

And the Lord said, "Amen!"





Happy Zombie Jeebus Day!

This makes me furious...

Putting the toilet paper roll on backwards is a sin against humanity...

If you're going to put it on backwards, or not even feel around with you fingernail to figure out which way is the front DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING.

I don't like being angry when I have to poop.

G'damn kids...

Procrastination

Procrastination

While it always creeps up on me, I've yet to find a decent way to combat it. Even fun and enjoyable assignments get pushed to the last minute, because I'm always able to find something else I'd rather do than sitting down and doing work of any kind.

Then again, beating Resident Evil 5 was a pretty satisfying accomplishment...

Because I'm Just Not This Funny...

This should be hysterical for those who know how serious The Watchmen is:

Hair Stylists

Hair Stylists, otherwise known as "mah hair cutter," are what I'd consider vital to our society. I think they should be paid the same as Doctors, and more than Psychiatrists.

"Why?" I can hear you asking already... Because they listen better than shrinks, and while a Dr. can't cure terminal disease, a hair stylist can sure make you feel better about yourself.

A recent interview with a student at the University about their hair stylist promoted this story: "Yeah, he told me that I 'didn't know what I wanted' when I was trying to explain how he should cut my hair." I tried to explain to my interviewee that his stylists was probably coming on to him, but his fragile mind just couldn't grasp the concept.